Series 04 - Lawn Gnome SHIELD for she is wielding not

for she is wielding not one but TWO lightsabers

The local villagers might have been a little spooked at first

The Businessman’s bowler hat is most certainly not packed with hi-tech devices ranging from sophisticated listening gear to a deployable grappling line

each one gives him the idea for a truly magnificent work of art

Series 04 - Lawn Gnome SHIELD for she is wielding not"I should really get a move on, but it's just so nice here" The Lawn Gnome is quite happy to stand perfectly still and watch the world go by. As long as the view stays interesting and the weather isn't too bad, he'll stay in one place for years on end, not budging even an inch no matter what may happen around him. This may lead you to mistakenly believe that the Lawn Gnome is merely a statue. But the joke's on you if you pick him up and carry him home