"The Garage-Built Ion Drive" Tee - For When Your DIY Projects Go Thermonuclear computer nerd apparel Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike your deadlines

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reminiscent of the environmental activism that swept through Europe faster than you can say "Tschernobyl

"The Garage-Built Ion Drive" Tee - For When Your DIY Projects Go Thermonuclear computer nerd apparel Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike your deadlinesWant to see the ion drive I've built in my garage? It's right between my quantum tunneling device and that box of "perfectly normal" capacitors that makes the neighbor's Wi Fi speak in tongues. This shirt celebrates the fine tradition of backyard physics enthusiasts who see NASA's "do not try this at home" warnings as more of a challenge than a restriction. Featuring an ion drive that looks suspiciously more advanced than anything you could cobble