Instant Gratification Monkey Plush Toy Tshirt you can pick him up

you can pick him up and slam him to the ground

Putting Time in Perspective

From the post Religion for the Nonreligious

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Instant Gratification Monkey Plush Toy Tshirt you can pick him upInstant Gratification Monkey Plush Toy (12") He's with you in the morning. He's with you at night. He's probably with you right now as you read this. So you might as well just learn to cuddle with him. And when he's really ruining your life, you can pick him up and slam him to the ground, or put him in the closet, or wring his little neck, as a reminder that this is your life and not his, goddammit. From the post: Why Procrastinators Procrastinate